Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Oblivious. To the max.

I remember being the concourse of our main university building.  It was student election time and I was running for the Board of Directors for the Students' Union.  There were only 10 of us running for 12 seats, so we were going through the motions of a campaign and speeches and debates.

One of the other candidates was introduced to me as 'Joe'.  I remember thinking 'what a funny nickname for a short brown guy, but sure, let's go with it'.  I forgot about him (and the rest of the board members) as I left for my summer trip to Japan.

September came and we had our weekly meetings.  Joe and I seemed to regularly miss dinner, so he made it a point for us to meet an hour before the meeting so that we could eat, then attend the meeting.  I thought it was a good idea.  At least I wouldn't miss a meal anymore!  Joe made fun of me more than any other person I've ever met.  I was never quick with the comebacks, so most of the time, I sat there and took the beatings.  It was rather amusing, but I thought nothing more of it.  Clearly, I hadn't learned my lesson.

A couple of months passed and Joe's fraternity was holding a charity slave auction. He was going to be put up for sale.  Sweet revenge was mine!  Would I make him attend my classes for a week? Would I make him clean out my apartment? Would I make him bartender at a girls' night in?  For the right price (and for a great cause), I had the choice of torturing his poor soul anyway I wanted.  Bonus, he came concert tickets.  So what did I do?  Nothing. I took him to the concert because I didn't know anyone else who wanted to go.  It was some loud band (noise) and he loved it.  He was at the front, near the stage while I was at the back plugging my ears.  Clearly, I did not know the meaning of 'slave'.  I drove him home and as we pulled into his driveway, he asked me if I would accompany him to the upcoming formal his fraternity was hosting.  I had no idea what a formal was.  Sure! Why not?!  (I later found out that it meant I had to buy a dress and shoes...the tomboy in me was not impressed).

Surprisingly, I was actually excited about finding a fantastic princess dress with matching silver shoes.  This was not the reaction I was expecting of myself!  I picked up a make-your-own-chocolate bar pack, some crispy M&M's (which I had discovered were his favourite) and picked him up.

He cleaned up well, I was impressed.  He got into the car and gave me a corsage.
"Oh sugar, I was supposed to get you a flower thing, too, wasn't I..." I immediately said, "will chocolate do?".

We played tic-tac-toe on the bus window the entire way to the hall.  We were competitive. I won (although his version of the story will probably be different).  We arrived and sat for dinner.  I didn't realize that we were going to have dinner and had neglected to tell Joe that I was a vegetarian.  Of course, he had noticed from all the dinners we'd had before, and had already ensured that I would receive a vegetarian meal.  I met a host of gentlemen who would later become like a family of brothers to me throughout the rest of my undergraduate days.  They were fantastic.  Joe was fantastic.  A perfect gentleman.

As the slow dances approached at the end of the night, I had a sinking feeling.  I had never slow danced before.  Sure, gym class in junior high, but I had never actually, really slow danced.  Do I put my hands on his shoulders? Do I put one hand on his shoulder and the other by his waist? Do I wrap my arms around him? How close do I stand? Do I rest my head on his shoulder? Do I look him in the eye?  Panic.

I look around at some of the other girls who are there and follow their lead.  I must have been standing a bit too close, as I felt something poking me...you know...like right....*there* (ahh!)... Something that I immediately tried not to think of.  Eek! What do I do? Eww! I can't just run away from this!  Giggling won't work here! Um....er....AHHH!!!!
I tried to start a conversation.  No luck.  Finally, I just asked "so, what are you thinking about?".  Typical girl. I know.  Joe's response "well, I'm dancing with this amazingly beautiful girl...what do you think I'm thinking about?".  Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!  Thankfully, the song ended and I excused myself.  Phew.

With drunken frat boys on a bus, it was far from a quiet ride home.  I was exhausted.  And, cold.   Joe gave me his jacket and I rested my head on his shoulder.  I drove him home and as he was about to leave, he leaned in, gave me a fantastic hug and thanked me for a fabulous evening.  I asked if he wanted to grab tea, but he had to work early the next morning.  He gave me another hug before I drove home.

I couldn't sleep.  My stomach was filled with butterflies... I had no clue what this new feeling was.

:)

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